Test/Quiz- Ridiculously easy

[Hera Lirambar]

It was actually harder than I thought to come up with answers this stupid.

1. This book series is about a boy named Harry Potter
a) 43
b) Harry Potter
c) Why yes, I would like a refill
d) Thesaurus

2. You are filling in the answers to this ____/____
a) Test/quiz
b) I like purple/LOL!
c) Colonel Mustard/revolver
d) Zimbabwe/sammich

3. This person's name begins with "George Wa" and ends with "shington"
a) Pi
b) Pie
c) The Muffin Man
d) George Washington

4. 1 + 1
a) My nose itches
b) 2
c) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
d) Harry Potter

5. Which of these is not an animal?
a) Dog
b) Cat
c) Mouse
d) !

6. Ted's shirt is black. What color is Ted's shirt?
a) Black
b) Februrary 2, 1924
c) A brand new car!
d) This answer has been stricken from the record

7. Which number are we on?
a) Plaid
b)
c) Which number are we on?
d) 7

8. The cow goes:
a) Moo
b) Horse
c) This one
d) The past tense form of "pickle"

9. The United States of America forms this acronym:
a) Do these pants make my hips looks big?
b) Candyland
c) USA
d) Pope

10. On : off :: up :
a) Spiffy
b) Down
c) Ernest Hemmingway
d) A lot

[Crazy Chris]

Are we suppost to answer the questions or make more?

[Hera Lirambar]

I was thinking answer, but I like the make more idea better.

[That Announcer]

11. The Catholic Church believes in an all powerful:

a) chocolate chip cookie
b) pig
c) huge number "42"
d) God

[Hera Lirambar]

12. The two main characters of Romeo and Juliet are
a) Mario and Luigi
b) Weebl and Bob
c) Romeo and Juliet
d) the toaster and the electric blanket

[That Announcer]

13. The Lord of the Rings has a _____ as its titular character.

a) baker
b) sewage treatment plant worker
c) lord of the rings
d) computer dolt named Gates

[Hera Lirambar]

14. This musical is about an amazing technicolor dreamcoat
a) Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
b) Anarchist's Cookbook
c) Swordish forsh!
d) *Cracks knuckles*

[Crazy Chris]

Spell 'black'
a. b-l-a-c-k
b. s-h-a-r-k
c. 5-4-3-2-1
d. all of the above

[Hera Lirambar]

Which of the following is a word?
a)
b)
c) apple
d)

[That Announcer]

What is a potato chip made of?

a) dog bones
b) potatoes
c) recycled tofu and computer keybooards
d) the same stuff beef jerky's made of (btw- not beef)

[Hera Lirambar]

The movie Princess Mononoke is about whom?

a) Tatooine
b) Princess Mononoke
c) frisbees
d) Damnit, where's my refill?

[Crazy Chris]

What comes after L?
a) A
b) bow
c) M
d) The end

[Hera Lirambar]

How frequently does the Daily Show come on t.v.?
a) Daily
b) Every third Junetember of Memorial Day
c) Canada
d) Canadia

[Hera Lirambar]

Bump!

What number comes in between 2 and 4?
a) In my day, we didn't have fancy tests like this!
b) Macarena
c) That upside-down e they put in dictionaries
d) 3

[Hera Lirambar]

And while I'm editting an error on the previous one, here's another:

Which of the following is a complete sentence?
a) My name is Mark.
b) erugtiwibibybuewhwn4nt848934htnht23
c) !!??
d) complete a of sentence is which following the