Scenes From A Hat

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If you've ever seen "Whose Line is it Anyway?" (and I'm willing to bet cash money that you have), you know how this game works. If not, a topic is stated, and then you have to come up with funny answers (usually in the form of a quote) for that topic. Anyway, here I thought we could do it so that after the third response to a topic, the person that made said response posts the next topic. Oh, and anything goes, of course. Here's the first topic:

"What Walt Disney said upon climaxing."