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Post by Hera Lirambar on Dec 12, 2004 23:23:16 GMT -5
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel attached to your pants."
The pirate replies, "Arr, it's driving me nuts!"
*Awaits tomatoes*
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Post by homerthegreat on Dec 15, 2004 0:58:02 GMT -5
I don't get it.
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Dec 15, 2004 16:04:13 GMT -5
See, you drive with a steering wheel, and since it's attached to his pants, then it's... um, driving his... *mumble mumble* um... yeah. :shifty eyes:
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Post by homerthegreat on Dec 15, 2004 18:49:11 GMT -5
Now I get it.
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Smint
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Cute in an evil way
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Post by Smint on Jan 30, 2005 15:32:02 GMT -5
hahaha!
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Apr 5, 2005 21:20:32 GMT -5
A little boy is dressed as a pirate for Halloween. He rings the doorbell on one house. The woman who answers the door says, "I like your costume, but where are your buccanears?" The boy looks up and replies, "On the sides of my buckin' head."
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