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Post by homerthegreat on Dec 15, 2004 1:54:49 GMT -5
Self-explanitory.
Ralph: Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Supernintendo Chamers.
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Dec 15, 2004 16:05:24 GMT -5
"Chicken... yellow... mailman." Hans the old? guy reading a menu.
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Post by homerthegreat on Dec 15, 2004 18:53:24 GMT -5
Hans Moleman?
Smither's Computer (With Named Mr. Burns Wallpaper) : Hello, Smithers, You're quite good, and turning me on.
Smithers (to Lisa) : You probably should ignore that...
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Dec 16, 2004 21:14:10 GMT -5
Yah, that guy.
"My Homer is not a communist. He's a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!" Grampa Simpson.
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Post by homerthegreat on Dec 28, 2004 17:11:29 GMT -5
Homer: But Marge, I'm not like other men! That's why you buy my pants at that special store!
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Jan 1, 2005 1:24:08 GMT -5
Homer- "In your face, space coyote!"
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Post by homerthegreat on Jan 1, 2005 19:15:57 GMT -5
Homer: Okay, we're going out.
Bart: What are you going to bring back to eat?
Homer: Depends. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad, poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Jan 1, 2005 20:03:09 GMT -5
George Harrison: Hi, Homer, I'm George Harrison.
Homer: Wow! Where did you get that brownie?
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Post by homerthegreat on Jan 2, 2005 15:11:27 GMT -5
Homer: Wow, look at that flubber fly!
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Jan 2, 2005 15:35:33 GMT -5
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt.
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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Post by homerthegreat on Jan 14, 2005 18:37:31 GMT -5
Uter: Would you like a bite of my flavour wax?
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Jan 14, 2005 21:00:41 GMT -5
[while watching a faculty talent show]
Bart: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
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Post by homerthegreat on Jan 20, 2005 17:36:15 GMT -5
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Post by practicecactus on Apr 23, 2005 3:38:42 GMT -5
I love a good Cletus quote..
*after getting his licence*..
"Hot Dang! No more sittin in the dirt ,at the drive In!"
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Apr 23, 2005 13:28:45 GMT -5
Janey: Well, that was a waste of time.
Lisa: Janey, school is never a waste of time.
Elizabeth Hoover: Class, since we have fifteen minutes until recess, please put your pencils down and stare at the front of the room.
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