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Post by Hera Lirambar on Jan 30, 2005 0:03:13 GMT -5
Really, this could go under anecdotes or quotes...
Anyway, humorous things you've heard people say in real life.
A classmate of mine telling his theory on what dinosaurs really were:
"Aliens. They came, and stayed, and died, and left."
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Feb 25, 2005 20:41:19 GMT -5
Here was another amusing one:
A kid in my creative writing class- *About the exam* How many equations? The teacher of said class- There are no equations. Same kid- You're an equation.
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Post by That Announcer on Jun 5, 2005 7:50:17 GMT -5
Craziest thing I ever heard was a quote from a kid named Sarkis in one day in science class. We were studying food chains that day. I dunno what got into his head, but he rambled on for three minutes about how the teacher's food chain was wrong, and ended with "We're not makin' the milk! I mean, guys..." which was enough to make my usually droll teacher laugh her head off.
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Post by That Announcer on Jun 5, 2005 16:35:59 GMT -5
I forgot this hilarious one.
Alex: "I can school around Hendrix! I'm the best guitarist in Canada!" Me: "Oh yeah? How many chords do you know?" Alex: "Two."
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Post by reddragon on Sept 25, 2005 0:33:09 GMT -5
Lisa:"Will someone please answer the window."
My uncle about a movie:"That was some flaming ball of fireman"
Me:"She's crazier then a duck playing a kazoo in a kayak with a hungry tiger"
Me:" Indeed, if he wasn't a video game character I'd so want him, lol." (Need explaination? See pic. to the left)
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Post by Crazy Chris on Sept 27, 2005 2:15:39 GMT -5
Genevieve Will: I couldn't see that movie. There was to much lame in the way.
Me: I'm still me.
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Post by reddragon on Oct 14, 2005 14:52:35 GMT -5
Girl in math class:"I'm gonna smuck someone." (she meant to say smack)
Me:"You know a pineapple is ripe if it smells like a pineapple."
Me:"If I was anywhere they'd lock me away, but here I'm considered normal. And that scares me somewhat...but it scares outsiders more."
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Post by Hera Lirambar on Nov 7, 2005 20:34:03 GMT -5
*While listening to "Heaven on their Minds" from Jesus Christ Superstar* My mom- Perfection in a song. There's not one better. Me- "Gethsemane." My mom- I want them both. (Jesus and Judas.) Me- If only... there was some way... of bringing Jesus Christ... into your life. My mom- I want Judas. "What would Judas do?"
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Post by Crazy Chris on Nov 8, 2005 0:57:07 GMT -5
Roman Dirge: That was an awkward amount of time.
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